Fat Jason Love Machete [Friday the 13th parody]

Fat Jason Love Machete
Friday the 13th parody


Fat Jason Love Machete - YouTube [No Weiners Ken Doll censored version]
Fat Jason Love Machete - PornHub [Yes Weiners Let It All Hang Out uncensored version]

Starwood's Staring Contest

Starwood's Staring Contest

Our blue puppet friend Starwood has a challenge for you - staring contest!  We don't think he quite knows how the internet works yet.

Can you beat him?

Starwood's Staring Contest - YouTube video-yo-dontcha-know

Graveyard Roses - a gothic ballet in the graveyard at midnight

Graveyard Roses - a gothic ballet in the graveyard at midnight.


graveyard roses
midnight bloom
a dance of sadness
beneath a Cold Moon

haunting poses
mirthless loom
a chance of madness
a choice of ruin



Graveyard Roses - YouTube video

Disneyland creepypasta - virtual anime youtuber - vtuber 怖い話 - バーチャルアニメ

"It's a Small World"
Disneyland creepypasta
virtual anime youtuber - vtuber
怖い話 - バーチャルアニメ

"It's a Small World" - Disneyland creepypasta - YouTube video

Nightcore Slayer

Nightcore Slayer


Nightcore is a type of music that is more gimmick than subgenre.  Some dumbass DJs just sped up some dance music and added some fx and called it Nightcore.  It's basically just Alvin and the Chipmunks songs.  Music only internet or 8-year-olds could love.  This is just Slayer's "War Ensemble" receiving a nightcore redux, some chorus effects, and a dubstep track dropped on top of it.  And still the Copyright AI was able to detect a clip of Slayer's original track.  Fuck you, YouTube CAI!!!

Nightcore Slayer - YouTube vieo

What do Robots Think of Andrew Yang?

What do Robots Think of Andrew Yang?  #yanggang

The Robot Revolution isn't coming - it's here!  Automation will displace 40% of the American work force by 2030.  Millions are losing jobs to it every day!  You can't stop technology!  Andrew Yang is running for President of the United States in 2020 and is proposing a UBI, Universal Basic Income, in which every American over the age of 18 would receive $1000/mo as a right of citizenship, that he calls the Freedom Dividend.  

What does our own robot, Lance Atari of KOBT Action News, think about Andrew Yang?  Well, you can check out his editorial news opinion at this link:

What do Robots Think of Andrew Yang? #yanggang - YouTube video

Mickey's Best Friend - creepypasta - virtual anime youtuber - vtuber - 怖い話 - バーチャルアニメ

Mickey's Best Friend
creepypasta
virtual anime youtuber - vtuber
怖い話 - バーチャルアニメ

Scary internet story.  Mickey Mouse, Minnie Mouse, Disney, Disneyland, stupid shit.

Mickey's Best Friend - YouTube clothes on [broken English]
Mickey's Best Friend - YouTube clothes on [Japanese]
Mickey's Best Friend - Pornhub naked [Japanese]

Top 10 Reasons PewDiePie is a Racist

Top 10 Reasons PewDiePie is a Racist

I can't believe you stupid humans look up to this Nazi gamer.  Fuck him, fuck you, fuck all you human shitbags!

Top 10 Reasons PewDiePie is a Racist - YouTube

Epic Heroes Require Epic Music - Andrew Yang, CERN fags, Dick Cheney, JFK assassination

Epic Heroes Require Epic Music
Andrew Yang, CERN fags, Dick Cheney, JFK assassination

Death threats!  Political intrigue!  Pedophilia!  Child abuse!  Rape!  Racism!  CERN fags!  Eating babies!  "I wish you were gay."  Are the ramblings of a madman or a pizza delivery prophet?  Southside Flying Pizza in Austin, TX!  "Come get me, fuck dirt!"

Epic Heroes Require Epic Music - Youtube

Not Safe For Children - Disneyland Rules - Prohibited Activities

Not Safe For Children
Disneyland Rules
Prohibited Activities


This is the one that started it all!  Except that we had to wait for Lance Atari's head to be shipped from China, so we couldn't film his part until it arrived.  It's got robots and puppets and naked ladies! (well, one of each)  Check it out, human shitbags!

Not Safe For Children - YouTube censored
Not Safe For Children - PornHub uncensored